Anonymous asked: A good girl? You? Ha!
Good is relative, motherfucker! EVERYTHING is relative..
Anonymous asked: I am going to pretend that's you're the girl in the pic holding up the wine.
THAT’S AMANDA PALMER YOU FUCKING LOSER! Do you even google, bro? PLUS, I don’t fucking drink wine! ugh.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any crazy boat sex stories to tell?
Nope. I have a boyfriend and I’m a good girl….