I think I have everything I want. When I want beer, I drink beer. When I want vodka, I drink vodka. When I want you, I drink vodka.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had cybersex or phone sex?
I think it’s awkward and pathetic. If I have ever played along with your dirty texts it was just foreplay because I wanted to fuck you really badly, I have never nor will I ever develop an interest in these fake sex things…
Anonymous asked: Know any cunt jokes?
Yeah, go look in a mirror! Oh oh, another one: your mother!