Anonymous asked: Have you ever had cybersex or phone sex?
I think it’s awkward and pathetic. If I have ever played along with your dirty texts it was just foreplay because I wanted to fuck you really badly, I have never nor will I ever develop an interest in these fake sex things…
Anonymous asked: Know any cunt jokes?
Yeah, go look in a mirror! Oh oh, another one: your mother!
Anonymous asked: A good girl? You? Ha!
Good is relative, motherfucker! EVERYTHING is relative..
Anonymous asked: I am going to pretend that's you're the girl in the pic holding up the wine.
THAT’S AMANDA PALMER YOU FUCKING LOSER! Do you even google, bro? PLUS, I don’t fucking drink wine! ugh.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any crazy boat sex stories to tell?
Nope. I have a boyfriend and I’m a good girl….
Anonymous asked: You're hot
You’re……not very creative. (But thank you!)
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite type of penis
The tall, cool, suave and slightly disinterested type. (Oh, wait, are we not referring to dudes as penises anymore?!)
Anonymous asked: would you say you've perfected the art of giving head?
Being as there is no such thing as perfect, I’d have to say yes. In an imperfect world, the closest you can come to perfecting something is just to give it your all with a positive and enthusiastic approach (and no teeth!). That’s how I treat most situations in my life, so I guess I’m generally perfect?
Anonymous asked: Would you ever go topless in a movie?
If I was being payed a ludicrous amount, or bought off with expensive goodies. BUT no one is touching me, the services being bought from me are specifically for the eyes only.
Anonymous asked: do you ever get mad when you receive dick pics?
Unless I have specifically asked for them, I throw them away. Usually I don’t even fucking look at them, just straight into the delete bin. I don’t fucking care if you cut it off and fed ex it to me, if I didn’t ask you for it I am supremely not interested.