Anonymous asked: What is the dirtiest thing someone has asked here?
There’s no point in trying to figure which is the dirtiest, they range in dirtiness from compliments to UGH UGHUGH WHAT’SWRONGWITHPEOPLE?!?!
Anonymous asked: What do you look for in a friend?
Just don’t be an asshole, and don’t try to fuck me all the time. Don’t awkwardly joke about it either. Don’t get in my personal space unless you are invited. Basically, treat me like you would treat a cat you are sorta scared of a little bit.
Anonymous asked: whats a scary movie to you?
Rosemary’s Baby all the way. Fucking horrible!! awwwwwffuuuulllll. I didn’t sleep for four days straight after seeing it the first time.
Anonymous asked: Ever randomly flash someone?
I wear a lot of short skirts and I tend to not give a fuck a lot, so probably. Unless you’re a fucking idiot and you meant “randomly but on purpose”, in which case, no.
Anonymous asked: Am i the only one who puts questions into your ask box?
I don’t know, do you recognise every single ask I answer? Because I only publish about a third of them, but the others are mostly smutty. Only you know.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had cybersex or phone sex?
I think it’s awkward and pathetic. If I have ever played along with your dirty texts it was just foreplay because I wanted to fuck you really badly, I have never nor will I ever develop an interest in these fake sex things…
Anonymous asked: Know any cunt jokes?
Yeah, go look in a mirror! Oh oh, another one: your mother!
Anonymous asked: A good girl? You? Ha!
Good is relative, motherfucker! EVERYTHING is relative..
Anonymous asked: I am going to pretend that's you're the girl in the pic holding up the wine.
THAT’S AMANDA PALMER YOU FUCKING LOSER! Do you even google, bro? PLUS, I don’t fucking drink wine! ugh.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any crazy boat sex stories to tell?
Nope. I have a boyfriend and I’m a good girl….